is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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