You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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