hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I love you.
Bad choice
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