question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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