i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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