I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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