Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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