Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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