Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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