rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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