Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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