they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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