Is it because I queefed?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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