North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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