Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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