I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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