i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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