My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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