How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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