i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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