Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I'm experimenting with sincerity
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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