love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
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