Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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