who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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