I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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