I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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