I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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