Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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