would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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