Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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