Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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