I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
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