what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
