Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I pour the whiskey from now on
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