Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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