don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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