is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
My penis needs a shock collar
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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