Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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