so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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