I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
How does one acquire holy water?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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