Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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