that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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