The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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