so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
