I bet he comes in French.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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