with your own penis?
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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