I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Two words: blizzard sex
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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