just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Oh god it's open bar.
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