I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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