We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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